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IF ONLY HOSPITALS HAD SIGNS THAT TOLD STUPID PEOPLE WHERE TO FIND THINGS. LIKE CAFETERIAS. AND EMERGENCY ROOMS.

If only. Someday my dream will come true when they put signs up to tell people what direction to walk in when they want to walk to a certain place.

Watching old men when they put out fresh newspapers in the hospital is like watching someone dropping chum for sharks.

Watching old men when they put out fresh newspapers in the hospital is like watching someone dropping chum for sharks.

miculobultra:

bunbohuehuehue:

lmao dont text n drive pls

And that’s what you get.


This should be the law.

miculobultra:

bunbohuehuehue:

lmao dont text n drive pls

And that’s what you get.

This should be the law.

(Source: kittiezandtittiez)

colinodonorgasm:

make me choose → ginny weasley or luna lovegood? (asked by anon)

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Four states where blowjobs are illegal but necrophilia isn't...

truthnatureandbeauty:

Good to know.

truthnatureandbeauty:

excessivecompulsive:

nazerine:

the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people

you dont need vaccines, I havent had any and Im still doing great

That is because *other* people have been vaccinated, thus *not* infecting you with several dozen bacteria and viruses that would have killed your ignorant ass.

i guess i need a tumblr vacation

i utterly hate my tumblr lately…

It is supposed to be about nursing(school). But they are both just boring and tedious. I can only whine about my shitty life so much before it even starts to bug me and I do not give two shits about Supernatural, Tom Hiddleston, Captain Avenger, or whoever else the nerd population is obsessed with this month.

So what does that leave? Gifs of cats.

That is why mainly I come to tumblr now days.

/rant

upagainstthefuckingwall:

Essential medical bracelet

upagainstthefuckingwall:

Essential medical bracelet

truthnatureandbeauty:

neptunain:

neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

stop reblogging this if she finds out I put this on tumblr she’s going to kill me

Reblogging because.

kalypornia:

 

kalypornia:

 

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If this gets 100,000 notes my older brother will name his kid Hermione

joyfulserenade:

smurflewis:

You don’t understand;

My brother and his wife are both dentists. They just found out the sex of their baby is a girl.

I’m trying to convince them to name the baby Hermione.

My brother said if I get 100,000 notes he’ll make it her middle name.

Help me have the coolest niece EVER

If this doesn’t happen I will be thoroughly displeased.

Apr 8
businessinsider:

The incredible, world-changing impact of vaccines.

businessinsider:

The incredible, world-changing impact of vaccines.